Angry Cheese Nuggets


contrarianbullshit:

wnfindia:

I need feminism because my cooking skills seem to carry more weightage than my educational qualifications!

Translation- her bachelors in woman’s studies turned out to be worth less than the paper it was printed on and she could only find a job at Burger King on the grill.



feedmerightmeow:

blorping intensifies.


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thinking-right:

First World Problems at their finest


sagihairius:

last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying

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rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

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amomenttoflove:

This is the species that invented space flight

(Source: starlightinherveins)


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(Source: welovefatcats)



awwww-cute:

Cat shaming: Drug edition




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